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Michael Bloomberg believes Thanksgiving is the perfect time to share anti-gun propaganda

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Set the scene: You’re sitting around the dining room table, surrounded by your family and loved ones, and everyone is sharing what they are most thankful for this year. At least until your liberal cousin decides to take Michael Bloomberg’s advice and shatter the mood by sharing some anti-gun propaganda over his plate of turkey and stuffing. […]

Rand Paul blames ‘politicians’ and War on Drugs for Ferguson unrest

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Sen. Rand Paul’s Time op-ed on Ferguson Tuesday blamed politicians for creating “a culture of violence” through the War on Drugs, and urged Ferguson protesters to “channel your frustration in ways that will make a positive change.”

Yes, this is a dog disguised as a bear running on a treadmill

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Ladies and gentelmen, meet Munchkin the Shih Tzu, perhaps the only thing that can get your mind off of that delicious Thanksgiving turkey you’ll be biting into soon enough.

The ‘Jurassic World’ trailer makes Sea World look like a fishbowl

The ‘Jurassic World’ trailer makes Sea World look like a fishbowl

The trailer to the fourth installment in the “Jurassic Park” film series has dropped, and the movie’s fully realized park makes Sea World look like a fishbowl.

Obamacare adviser Jonathan Gruber warned of premium increases as Obama vowed savings

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WASHINGTON TIMES — While President Obama campaigned on a promise that his universal health care plan would lower premiums, his controversial adviser and plan architect was privately warning the state of Wisconsin that Obamacare was poised to massively increase insurance costs for average residents, internal documents show.

George H.W. Bush, Barbara caught kissing at Houston Texans game

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Even though the Houston Texans lost Sunday, everybody in the crowd had at least one moment to smile thanks to former President George H.W. Bush.

Eric Holder stresses that federal investigations in Ferguson are not over

James Cartmill holds an American flag while protesting in Oakland, Calif., on Monday, Nov. 24, 2014, after the announcement that a grand jury decided not to indict Ferguson police officer Darren Wilson in the fatal shooting of Michael Brown, an unarmed 18-year-old. Several thousand protesters marched through Oakland with some shutting down freeways, looting, burning garbage and smashing windows. (AP Photo/Noah Berger)

Attorney General Eric Holder released a statement Monday night assuring rioters that the Justice Department still has two investigations to complete in Ferguson.

Jimmy Fallon races Tim Allen on ‘turkey scooters’

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Jimmy Fallon and actor Tim Allen celebrated Thanksgiving early Monday night with a “good, old-fashioned turkey scooter race.” Seated on scooters that had been transformed to look like your Thanksgiving Dinner, Fallon and Allen had to contend with an arguing family, hungry pilgrims, a crazy aunt, and an uncle that just wanted to watch football […]

Kimmel plays ‘Celebrity Curse Off’ with Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow

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Jimmy Kimmel treated guest Jennifer Aniston to a “Celebrity Curse Off” competition on his show Monday night, and he surprised her by inviting an extra-special former castmate.

VA fires director of Phoenix facilities at center of scandal

FILE This April 28, 2014 file photos shows the Phoenix VA Health Care Center in Phoenix. (AP Photo/Ross D. Franklin, File)

THE HILL — The Department of Veterans Affairs on Monday fired the director of its Phoenix VA Health Care System, where long patient wait times were linked earlier this year to a series of patient deaths. A press release from the department said Director Sharon Helman was “formally removed” after an inspector general investigation substantiated […]

Grand jury won’t indict officer Darren Wilson in Ferguson shooting

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FERGUSON, Mo. — A grand jury has decided not to indict Ferguson police officer Darren Wilson in the death of Michael Brown, the unarmed, black 18-year-old whose fatal shooting sparked weeks of sometimes-violent protests.

Regulators jump on Uber privacy concerns, call for strict new laws

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Several recent reports of abuse of user data by Uber are renewing calls to tighten regulations on apps that have access to users’ locations and other sensitive information.

Al Sharpton: Rand Paul’s appeal to blacks could be ‘dangerous’ for Dems in 2016

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Rand Paul had breakfast with Al Sharpton last week, and it sounds like Paul made an impression.

First-ever footage of a live ‘Black Seadevil’ will make you never want to swim again

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This terrifying creature may live 1,900 feet deep in the sea, but that’s about 1,900 feet too close.

GQ names Obama as one of the ‘least influential people’ of 2014

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It’s a pretty sad state of affairs when the leader of the free world is considered one of the “least influential” people of the year along with the likes of U2, Donald Sterling and Shia LeBeouf. GQ listed President Barack Obama as the second least influential person — they argue it is in no particular […]

Lorde met Pitbull and thought it was pretty much like meeting the president

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Lorde has her priorities straight.

Mike Rowe issues another spot-on Facebook response to angry liberal commenter

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Mike Rowe has done it again. The “Dirty Jobs” host has proved once more that he is the king of Facebook responses. Rowe’s Facebook page like that of many celebrities often brings out strange commenters. One of Rowe’s was apparently an outspoken liberal, Jim Green, who had written a book about why Republicans can’t call […]

Chris Matthews’ plan to get conservatives on board with illegal immigration involves supermodels

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Chris Matthews and Bill Maher think hot supermodels are the only way to win conservative minds on illegal immigration.

John Oliver finds presidential turkey pardoning to be ‘profoundly strange’

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Seemingly channeling PETA, comedian John Oliver questioned the strange American tradition of the presidential turkey pardon on Thanksgiving day. “There is something profoundly strange about the president making a show out of pardoning one turkey to mark a holiday in which everyone — the president included — consumes an estimated 46 million birds,” Oliver said. […]

Sen. Lindsey Graham: Benghazi report ‘full of crap’

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Despite a new House Intelligence Committee report clearing the Obama administration of wrongdoing in its response to the Benghazi attack, Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) is not backing down. “I think the report is full of crap,” Graham said Sunday on CNN’s “State of the Union.” He said that the report did not take into account the members […]