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A 79-year-old Virginia man sues Obama over ISIS airstrikes

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Congress won’t stand up to President Obama’s unauthorized strikes against ISIS, so a 79-year-old Virginia man will.

‘Star Trek’ actor George Takei tells Stephen Colbert why America should vote in midterms

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Stephen Colbert welcomed special guest actor George Takei on “The Colbert Report” Thursday night to offer some great advice to Americans ahead of the midterm elections.

Jon Stewart mocks Texas war hero while hosting show in Texas

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“The Daily Show” relentlessly made fun of Texas and many Texans during an episode filmed in Texas Thursday.

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FILE - In this July 31, 2013 file photo, a man smokes a marijuana joint, while Senators debate a bill at the Senate to legalize marijuana and regulate production and distribution in Montevideo, Uruguay. From the Americas to Europe to North Africa and beyond, the marijuana legalization movement has unprecedented traction, a nod to successful efforts in Colorado, Washington, and the small South American nation of Uruguay, which in Dec. 2013, became the first country to approve nationwide pot legalization. (AP Photo/Matilde Campodonico, File)

THE DAILY TELEGRAPH — If the polls are to be believed, voters in Washington DC are about to make cannabis legal in the US capital, meaning you may one day be able to buy pot in a shop across the street from the White House.

FCC ‘Net Neutrality’ Plan Calls for More Power Over Broadband

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THE WALL STREET JOURNAL — The head of the Federal Communications Commission is laying the groundwork for expanding the agency’s authority over broadband service, people familiar with his thinking say, a move long sought by advocates of stricter regulation of Internet-service providers.

The FTC shuts down an online dating scam

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One company’s profitable dating site scam has come to an end.

If you’ve ever wondered what T-Pain would sound like without Auto-Tune …

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T-Pain, the Auto Tune sensation known for such hits as “Low,” “Good Life” and “I’m on a Boat,” dropped the vocal modifications for a stripped-down “Tiny Desk Concert” with NPR.

Jake Gyllenhaal and Jimmy Fallon do battle

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Jake Gyllenhaal and Jimmy Fallon went to war Wednesday night—water war.

Jimmy Kimmel hosts ‘canine costume parade’ to celebrate Halloween

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Jimmy Kimmel hosted his second annual “Canine Costume Parade” on his show Wednesday night in anticipation of Halloween.

Ask Jimmy Kimmel’s 10 questions before deciding on a Halloween costume

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On his show Wednesday night, the comedian proposed the 10 questions everyone should ask themselves before deciding on a costume that will be witnessed by their friends or coworkers.

Jon Stewart is all upset that the Koch brothers are advertising on ‘The Daily show’

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Next thing we know, Vladimir Putin will be dropping an op-ed in The New York Times.

Pee-wee Herman actor revamps voice-over for ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ movie trailer

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Marvel’s new “Avengers: Age of Ultron” trailer is epic all on its own, but Jimmy Fallon had an idea for a new direction for the superhero flick. Paul Reubens was Fallon’s guest Wednesday night and Fallon had him reprise his role as Pee-wee Herman and dub over the latest “Avengers” trailer. Thor with a Pee-wee […]

Anti-vaccine group looks to add some propaganda to your Halloween candy

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Guess we can add Halloween to the list of holidays that has been politicized from every possible angle. First, the sugar was too unhealthy, and then we had claims of candy wrappers causing climate change. Now we have anti-vaccination candy. While some people believe — ahem Jenny McCarthy — that vaccines cause autism in children, scientists have […]

Teens suspended for taking a picture with airsoft rifles

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Two 16-year-old Massachusetts teenagers were suspended for posing with airsoft rifles for a Homecoming photo—even though the photo was taken in one of their own homes.

White House Hit With What Appears To Be Sustained Cyberattack

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THE HUFFINGTON POST — WASHINGTON — The White House computer network has been hit by what appears to be a sustained cyberattack, administration sources told HuffPost.

The FCC could pave the way for a new era of internet TV

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Regulators are tip-toeing toward a huge change that would grant new content to online TV companies.

When Democrats say things about businesses and jobs

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The Washington Free Beacon spotlighted the ridiculous statements Democrats have made about businesses and jobs by cutting a fabulous video featuring clips of President Obama, Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren and others.

Russian hackers broke into the White House network

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Hackers with suspected ties to the Russian government recently broke into the White House’s unclassified computer network, the Washington Post reported Tuesday night.

‘The Daily Show’ creates ‘world’s worst country song’ about the Texas election

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“The Daily Show” is in Texas this week and  correspondent Jason Jones is on a mission to find out what the top issue facing Texans is in this midterm election. But instead of finding consensus Jones heard every issue imaginable. From abortion and gay rights to border control, open carry and Ebola, Texas voters seemed to have […]

Jon Stewart makes fun of Dems for ‘running frantically’ from Obama

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Jon Stewart evaluated exactly how “toxic” President Obama is ahead of the midterm elections on Tuesday’s episode of “The Daily Show.”