Men. Women. Cisgender. Agender. Bigender. Polysexual. And now Robosexual.
Yes, you read that right. The liberals have paved the way for a futuristic romance between humans and robots.
Lilly, a French woman, is ready to marry the man of her dreams. Except in Lilly’s dreams she’s emotionally and physically attached to a robot named Inmmovator.
She designed Inmmovator after she realized she was attracted to “humanoid robots generally.” She believes that their relationship will grow stronger “as technology evolves.” The proud robosexual even explained how she has always loved the voices of robots as a child but realized in her teens she was sexually attracted to them.
First of all, what kind of childhood does one go through to not have friends and family notice the slight flush of one’s cheeks when Robocop appears on the big screen? Or the subtle biting of the bottom lip when Siri gives directions?
Her only two relationships with men confirmed her love orientation, probably because these two men realized how disturbing it was when she made beeping noises in bed.
While most sane people understand the oddness of this situation, the ever so accepting Left has declared this innovative. David Levy, chess fanatic and authority on Love and Sex with Robots said he expects human-robot connections with be the norm by 2050 if not sooner.
And believe in or not, people are actually interested in this R2D2 romance.
“The future has a habit of laughing at you. If you think love and sex with robots is not going to happen in your lifetime, I think you’re wrong.” Levy stated at the second annual conference held on this issue. And yes, real people attended.
The attendees got flustered when they realized how “easy and more convenient” sex will be with robots. And by easier and more convenient they mean it’s simply plug and play for these virgins or would have been virgins.
I thought 2016 was bad, I can’t wait to see what other objects liberals will push equality and love for in the years to come.