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Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow act out Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘Friends’ script

The women of “Friends” acted out Jimmy Kimmel’s terribly written (no doubt intentionally) piece of fan fiction Wednesday night, leaving Jennifer Aniston annoyed (no doubt dramatically) and the audience amused.

Aniston, a guest on the show, was joined gradually by former cast mates Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow on a miniature “Friends” set inside the “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” studios as they read from a script complimenting Ross on how excellent he is at lovemaking. Ross, of course, was played by Kimmel.

Aniston appeared nauseous.

And if you’re wondering where Chandler and Joey were — “They’re not in the script,” Cox observed — Kimmel explained.

“They’re dead. Marcel the monkey bit them and gave them monkey rabies, and they died.”