Jimmy Kimmel shows how little Americans know about Ukraine

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Jimmy Kimmel exposed the stupidity of some Americans once again with the “Confusion Question of the Day” on his show Thursday night.

This time, Kimmel combined four of the biggest news topics — Crimea, the first day of spring, the vernal equinox, the expansion of our universe and Lululemon‘s new yoga pants — into one perplexing question that his victims nevertheless attempted to answer.

A member of his crew asked select people on Hollywood Boulevard, “Do you believe Crimea’s vernal equinox should remain in the multiverse, or do you support Ukraine’s acquisition of the Lululemon?”

One woman replied, “I support it.” When asked why, she explained, “I believe in their beliefs.”

Another pedestrian felt differently: “No, I don’t support it at all,” he said.

But when asked to explain exactly “what’s going on” with Crimea and the Lululemon, he admitted shockingly, “I actually don’t really know 100 percent.”

Similarly, when one man was asked to “explain” the spandex involved in the situation, he protested at first and added, “I probably need a dictionary.”

What could Ukraine, Lululemon and the multiverse mean for the United States? One woman staunchly affirmed the possibility of the situation affecting “our financial indexes and spandexes.”

Watch the full video below.

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