Little children everywhere can now rejoice: unicorns are real.
The North Korean state news outlet, Korean Central News Agency, reported on Thursday that archaeologists have “recently reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom.”
According to the article, the magical creature’s den is marked with a rock sign carved with the words “unicorn lair.” The carving supposedly dates back to Koryo Kingdom, 918-1392 C.E.
As the “TODAY Show” reports, the KCNA has previously asserted “that its late leader, Kim Jong Il, was born under a double rainbow and once stopped a blizzard.”
And now that North Koreans have verified the existence of unicorns, the discovery of Candy Mountain is surely just around the corner. North Korea! It’s a land of sweets, and joy, and joyness.
4 Comments
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Clay
Well that’s funny…
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Jonathan
I’m seeing some strange parallels between North Korea and WWII’s Japan. Their leader is considered a deity. I am not set at ease.
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GML
I didn’t know they had Dairy Queens in North Korea…..
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BS low – rationality high! Really good asnwer!
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