The good looks and fiscally-sound promises of GOP vice presidential nominee Paul Ryan have moved beyond the popular Tumblr website “Hey Girl its Paul Ryan.” The numbers-crunching, iron-pumping congressman has found himself the subject of a music video dedicated to the silly one-liners found on the site.
“Hey Girl, it’s me Paul Ryan. Those Laffer Curves are sweet, no lyin’,” is the chorus for the “Hey Girl, It’s Paul Ryan” YouTube music video put together by The Young Cons, a pair of young conservatives who run a video commentary site dedicated to educating Americans about Obama’s disastrous plan for America. A young man in a suit with perfectly combed black hair imitates the candidate as he sits on a bench lifting free weights, saying things like “Hey Girl, I got a free market feeling – unlike the debt our love won’t hit the ceiling.”
“Hey Girl, it’s me Paul Ryan, imagine 2013 with no Biden” is the opening line for the video which is full of silly political puns that young conservatives have grown to associate with Paul Ryan. The almost two minute video repeats play on words disguised as pickup lines such as, “Hey Girl I know that the stimulus was miserable, that’s why I say you and me get fiscal,” and “Hey girl, Obama can’t tear us apart I’ll do quantitative easing into your heart.”