That planet? Lady Gaga didn’t build that. Obama made that happen … or he will when he loses the election in November.
The Mother Monster is smitten by The One and like Cher, doesn’t even want to breathe the same air as Mitt Romney and his “tea bagger masters.”
Fortunately, Luke Russert knows of an unstoppable rocket that can get her where she needs to go. Have meat dress, will travel?
Apparently she’ll have company on Planet Gaga.