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Herman Cain Passes on Reality TV Show

Herman Cain’s been reading my commentary, or so I’d like to think.

Today the former Republican presidential candidate passed up an opportunity to further embarrass the GOP by competing on the upcoming season of ABC’s Reality TV Show “Dancing with the Stars,” according to Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

But Cain nixed the idea. “He can’t dance in an eight-count. He can only dance in a nine-count,” said Lisa Reichert, Cain’s executive assistant.

Nine-count. Get it? 9-9-9.

#Cainwreck averted. Whew.


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